Park Bench Solipsist

choirboy at best

white boi from seattle.
i post about far left politics, weed, punk rock, anime, old cartoons, and whatever else catches my fancy
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parkbenchsolipsist:

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ParkBenchSolipsist presents: LETS SMOKE WITH PBS
Today we have two of my all time favorite strains, Sour Dog (right) and Gold Kush (left), which I will be making into a salad shortly. Will be checking back in a moment.

First bowl is packed into The Cherry Bomb (my pipe). 
Should be very interesting. Sour Dog is a hybrid with very euphoric effects and a slight fruity flavor, while Gold Kush appears to be a very cognitive-affecting Sativa that tastes like strong pine.
Should also mention that I drank like a butt ton of mango smoothie before this, Urban legends say it gets you higher. Guess I’ll find out. 

One bowl down. How many to go? Who knows. Thoughts? 
The taste was one of the initial surprises this experience had in store. While I expected the Gold to overpower the not as potent fruity tinge of Sour, they actually mingled quite well. Like the sweetest, smoothest cigarette you’ve ever had. When it comes to the effects, however, it’s the Sour that comes out ahead. Near classic sativa. 
There was like a ten minute break between this sentence and  the last one. Gatt damn. 
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Man, I should watch Regular Show. 


Yeah, this show is the bomb. You know that episode where Mordecai and Rigby rescued that sitcom star who was actually a TV being held captive by the show execs? That should have won an emmy, I tell yah hwat.
I’ve explained this in stoned conversation with friends before, but Regular Show essentially follows the framework of every stoner comedy ever made: Two slacker dudes set out to do some mundane task that gets progressively weirder and more ridiculous. It turns out well in the end though, because you don’t just kill peoples vibes like that. Think about it- Harold and Kumar; Dude, Where’s My Car; CHEECH AND GOD DAMN CHONG; Jay and Silent Bob; Tenacious D; Pineapple Express. Also, to a lesser extent Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (which is more of a drug film in general) Friday, and The Big Lebowski. 
So yeah I’m feeling pretty good. Gonna get a bowl of cereal methinks. Be back soon.

Back. How can I forget Beavis and Butthead from my list earlier? For shame. 

The Dapper Duo, as they are colloquially known

Mike Judge’s satirical masterpiece, in my opinion. It captures the generation gap inflicted by large scale historical change, in this case the collapse of the Soviet Union. While the parents of ‘Generation X’ had been raised with a clear enemy, a clear goal, their children did not share these anxieties. To them, these youth appear aimless, unfocused, and without direction. Of course, this coincides with demographic shift (the rise of suburbia, increased economic inequality brought about by the Reagan administration and his successors) and social change (the rise of environmentalism and the decline of the social conservatism that defined the 80s, to name just a few examples) Thus, Beavis and Butthead take the common perceptions of suburban youth at the time, magnify them, and turn them on their heads. They are comically stupid, lazy, crude, horny, sleazy, rejects- a powerful caricature of the new generation.
Woah. I haven’t even smoked another bowl yet.

Anyway, I just got a bowl of Chex and some more mango smoothie. I guess it’s pretty good even if I don’t know if it gets you higher or not (there has to be a more scientific way to find out) but it costs about $8.00 for 2 quarts. That’s highway robbery. And it’s not even the obscure health food stuff either, its the name brand. 
Maybe I will smoke more.
I’ll tell you when I get back.

parkbenchsolipsist:

parkbenchsolipsist:

ParkBenchSolipsist presents: LETS SMOKE WITH PBS
Today we have two of my all time favorite strains, Sour Dog (right) and Gold Kush (left), which I will be making into a salad shortly. Will be checking back in a moment.

First bowl is packed into The Cherry Bomb (my pipe). 
Should be very interesting. Sour Dog is a hybrid with very euphoric effects and a slight fruity flavor, while Gold Kush appears to be a very cognitive-affecting Sativa that tastes like strong pine.
Should also mention that I drank like a butt ton of mango smoothie before this, Urban legends say it gets you higher. Guess I’ll find out. 

One bowl down. How many to go? Who knows. Thoughts? 
The taste was one of the initial surprises this experience had in store. While I expected the Gold to overpower the not as potent fruity tinge of Sour, they actually mingled quite well. Like the sweetest, smoothest cigarette you’ve ever had. When it comes to the effects, however, it’s the Sour that comes out ahead. Near classic sativa. 
There was like a ten minute break between this sentence and  the last one. Gatt damn. 
Paragraph breaks.
Man, I should watch Regular Show. 


Yeah, this show is the bomb. You know that episode where Mordecai and Rigby rescued that sitcom star who was actually a TV being held captive by the show execs? That should have won an emmy, I tell yah hwat.
I’ve explained this in stoned conversation with friends before, but Regular Show essentially follows the framework of every stoner comedy ever made: Two slacker dudes set out to do some mundane task that gets progressively weirder and more ridiculous. It turns out well in the end though, because you don’t just kill peoples vibes like that. Think about it- Harold and Kumar; Dude, Where’s My Car; CHEECH AND GOD DAMN CHONG; Jay and Silent Bob; Tenacious D; Pineapple Express. Also, to a lesser extent Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (which is more of a drug film in general) Friday, and The Big Lebowski. 
So yeah I’m feeling pretty good. Gonna get a bowl of cereal methinks. Be back soon.

parkbenchsolipsist:

ParkBenchSolipsist presents: LETS SMOKE WITH PBS
Today we have two of my all time favorite strains, Sour Dog (right) and Gold Kush (left), which I will be making into a salad shortly. Will be checking back in a moment.

First bowl is packed into The Cherry Bomb (my pipe). 
Should be very interesting. Sour Dog is a hybrid with very euphoric effects and a slight fruity flavor, while Gold Kush appears to be a very cognitive-affecting Sativa that tastes like strong pine.
Should also mention that I drank like a butt ton of mango smoothie before this, Urban legends say it gets you higher. Guess I’ll find out. 

ParkBenchSolipsist presents: LETS SMOKE WITH PBS
Today we have two of my all time favorite strains, Sour Dog (right) and Gold Kush (left), which I will be making into a salad shortly. Will be checking back in a moment.

kevinsmithjorts420:

listens to macintosh plus once

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californiapunk:

California Bears by Alex Ramirez

POSSESSED TO SKATE

So I had this idea of drawing bears doing punk rock things. I call it CALIFORNIA BEARS.

It’s stupid and absurd and so that’s where the humor lies, in it being stupid and absurd.

Plus I love Punk Rock and Bears so it’s fun to draw.

Enjoy

With my teen years behind me, the biggest difference I find is that my angst has become far more existential.

playthesims:

aww

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Saw this guy open for Atmosphere last night. Really solid, chill hip-hop. For fans of Joey Bada$$ or most of the Rhymesayers catalog.

Listen/purchase: Charle Brwn - EP by deM atlaS

You:
As useless as nipples on a breastplate
Deng Xiaoping:
Promises to advance the productive forces. Fucking does it.

2-shane-s:

im transcending 

Atmosphere at the Rialto in Tucson, 8/31

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